Time to sit around the tee box, burning $20 bills, talking about how you got your scars in your friend's backswing.

This deep purple polo (with subtle, dark purple, maniacal HAHA's in the background) features a green collar with a matching accent stripe near the buttons, and a chest graphic of The Joker™. It's light, stretchy, and airy to give you the freedom you need to tell jokes, leave divots, and give yourself a 4 when everyone saw you had a 7.